Hey guys! We interrupt this Pukey Friday to bring you some BIG news if you’re in the Orlando area and area as beauty product-obsessed as I am.

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See that picture? That was my darling little daughter, three times, last night. Two of the three beds in our house have been christened, we had to do a 4am bubble bath to get the vomit out of her hair (hope you’re not eating breakfast!) and I woke up to three fragrant piles of dirty laundry to wash.

The closest I ever got to being in jail was, well, being in a jail. The Allegheny County Jail, to be exact, in Pittsburgh. In seventh grade, on a field trip for MADD. All it took was one look at the toilet in the corner of the shared cell to convince me that the slammer was not the place for me.

“TV lady hair.” It’s a phrase that, years ago, meant Helmet Head and all sorts of other sprayed-in-place styles that were just, well, NO.

If you’re anything like me, you wait until the last possible moment to get the nursery everything in life done on time.

Is that too morbid a title? Anyhow… Good morning, and happy Friday, friends!

So, here we are, 30 weeks into our third pregnancy, and somehow, we have defied all odds and done absolutely nothing to get ready for this baby girl. *pats self on back for much-enjoyed laziness*

Here it is—Part Two of my Beautycounter review! And this post contains information on getting FREE beauty products, so keep on reading!

Quick: Pick the city you least associate with the words “relaxing, chill and laid back.” Did you guess York City? Because yes.