#1

Because I revel in irony–particularly in the realm of politics, where sanctimony is served for breakfast, lunch and dinner–please enjoy this. Imagine: A politician criticizing another politician for doing something, and then getting caught doing it him/herself.

Imma just leave this right here.

#2

Good on you, First Lady. *fist bump*

#3

It’s official, guys. Kim K is “officially over the highlighting trend.” Pour one out.

Here’s what makeup shenanigans she’s apparently into now. You know, inquiring minds need to know and stuff.

#4

Attachment.

Free range.

Disciplinarian.

Add to the long list of Ways to Parent… wait for it… “Potted Plant Parenting.”

“According to a recent New York Times article by Lisa Damour, author of Untangled: Guiding Teenage Girls Through the Seven Transitions Into Adulthood, what teenagers really want is for us to just be there, you know, like a plant.”

Hmm. Parenting teenagers. Very different from parenting toddlers.

See you guys soon!