Let me be the first to tell you that the universe is just crouching in wait, eager to prove you wrong in the most enthusiastic way possible once you do in fact procreate, and it may look just like this:
And that’s, my friends, when you will be so grateful for your very stretchy, very machine wash friendly uniform of athleisure that you seem to don, oh, 98% of your waking hours.
So just trust me and get all the moms (and hell–non-mothers, too!) some adorable athleisure for the holidays, so she can fool herself into thinking she has retained a shred of dignity from her past life.
(The bleach wipes are on them.)
1 // LnA “Wild One Tee”
5 // Carbon38 Crop Tanks
6 // Zella Bright Side Pullover (in Grey Light Heather)
8 // North Face Holladown Waterproof Crop Jacket (shown in pink)
9 // Carbon38 Crop Tank (in bright pink)
10 // Beyond Yoga Alloy Ombre High-Waisted Legging (in Pink)
11 // Alo Yoga Ripped Leggings (in Black)