…It still counts as Bingo if I have the whole card covered, right?
I was hysterically laughing when I came across this illustration by artist Chelsea Larsson, who clearly has the hilarity of many moms’ breast-pumping realities down pat, as well as just about every other wackadoo scenario that motherhood encompasses.
For the first-time day care moms (and babies)
For the moms who never again can pee alone… (Read: all moms)
For the moms who prove you can pump and do just about anything else at the same time
And for those of us who have wondered, “How IS this birth thing going to work, anyway?”
There are tons more great illustrations; you should give her a follow on Instagram and get ready for some LOLZ.
But my favorite, by far, is the Bingo! image above, mainly because I had no idea how common it was for so many other women to pump in the strangest of places. I’ve often thought of drawing a map of where my little sidekick has been, as I’m thinking its travel schedule could rival many humans’.
So in the spirit of “Oh, the Places You’ll Pump!”, a little tale of all the wondrous places my pump has seen. (Let’s just say it has an active social calendar.)
What’s the saying… If you don’t laugh, your sore nipples will cry?
Happy mothering, my friends.
Damn, we’re an impressive bunch.